from The Mommy Files...

From the kids bathroom I heard my son say, "Whoa that was a BIG POOP!" I head that way and come upon Isaac standing there, toilet paper in hand (Not new, we make him practice wiping--This is where i may lose some non-parents.) But looking in the commode, i see that he put WAY to much tp in there..."Oh my gracious son, you cannot put that much tp in there! It will break the potty." He suddenly gets a sad, look on his face and bends down to whisper, "I'm sorry toilet- I no mean to break you". My heart is so touched at this, my reflexes delayed and i couldn't stop him as my son leaned forward and kissed the seat 

I haven't been able to eat yet.